The Fab Five

This is where I pick the top five products, places, or anything else concerning health and beauty. Here's my first Fab Five:

I'm fat. (tHe HoRrOr!) So i've decided to loose weight. Doctors and health freaks give you all these reasons why you should loose weight. "Your outter beauty will match your inner beauty " or "You'll be less likely to die of heart disease". Whatever. Here's my top reasons why i've decided to loose weight.

1) It's cheaper to buy clothes when you're skinny. -You walk into a department store and you see a cute shirt for 5 bucks. You do your victory dance before realizing they don't have your size. It's in the fat people's section. It costs $15.00.

2) I'll get to have more hairstyles. -I always wanted a Halle Berry haircut. Not with my round face and body. I have to wear my hair a certain way so I won't look even fatter.

3) Loosing weight might make me look taller. -I've always hated being short and it seems that when you're fat that your ill-proportioned weight makes you look shorter. My friend actually grew an inch when he lost weight. Maybe that will happen to me.

4) Shopping for clothes takes less time-I have to try on every piece of clothing I buy. I still always wear around the same size but not every thing fits me right. It seems like all my friends who are smaller than me can just pick up whatever size they need and it always fits.

5) I want to wear a bikini- OK, not really. I can't stand the thought of walking around in something that shows all my earthly goods. I just want to be able to wear one because that would mean i'm in shape.